Most Sermons Sound To Me Like Commercials

At The Beginning Of A Love Affair, Not Even The Neurotic Is Neurotic.

After He Has Had His Tantrum, The Neurotic Expects Those Around Him To Feel Friendly And Relaxed; After All, He Does.

The Fault We Admit To Is Seldom The Fault We Have, But It Has A Certain Relationship To It, A Somewhat Similar Shape, Like That Of A Sleeve To An Arm.

It Is Always Safe To Tell People That They're Looking Wonderful.

Women Usually Love What They Buy, Yet Hate Two-thirds Of What Is In Their Closets.