Most Poetry Just Confounds Me. I Really

When You Can't Draw Chameleons And You Can't Draw Blenders, It's A Bad Idea To Write Strips Where Chameleons Become Blenders.

I Seem To Be Able To Get Away With Pun Strips If I Add A Panel At The End Where I Somehow Indicate That I Know It's A Bad Pun.

My Wife Staci Made Me Go To A Wedding Last Weekend...if It Weren’t For Her, I’d Be Happy.

A Stand-up Comedian Faces The Audiences And Gets Their Immediate Feedback. I Hide Behind The Comic Strip, And Unless People Write To Me, I Dont Know What They Think.

Brits Have A Better Sense Of Humor In Most Ways. It's Darker, More Cutting.