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I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really What I Was After.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

I Think Michael Moore Is A Hero. I Love Him.

I Guess I Still Feel That I'm A Comedian; If I Had To Pick One Thing That I Feel Like I Could Do, It Would Be That. That Doesn't Mean That I Like It, But I Feel That's What I Am.

I Had A Job As A Paralegal. I Drove A Cab.