Most Of The Stuff I Do On

A Lot Of Critics Object To What I Do, But I Got Into Comedy To Make People Laugh, And I've Always Worked Hard.

I Drew The Duck Blue Because I've Never Seen A Blue Duck Before And, To Be Honest With You I Wanted To See A Blue Duck.

We Just Bought This House. It's Too Big. It's Like 400,000 Square Feet, Or Something. We Got An Indoor Lake And Ski Slope In The House! It's Just Too Big.

I Think The Reason I Don't Read Is Because, When I'm Reading, I Feel Like I'm Missing Out On Something Else. You Know, What Are My Friends Doing? Where's My Girlfriend?

I Kinda Feel Like An Idiot Sometimes. Although I Am An Idiot, So It Kinda Works Out.