Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.

The Other Night I Was Playing Twister With Some Amputees.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.

It Would Be Interesting If Elvis Were Reincarnated As An Elvis Impersonator.