Moshe Dayan, Who Said To Sammy Davis,

Moses, Who Said When The Red Sea Parted, What The Hell Was That? I Was Just Going In For A Dip! Never Got A Dinner!

Julius Caesar's Wife, Who Said To Julius, We Are Not Naming Our Son Sid! Never Got A Dinner!

George Burns, What A Man. He Read In The Paper That It Takes Ten Dollars A Year To Support A Kid In India. So He Sent His Kids There.

Zsa Zsa Gabor, The Only Woman Ever To Apply For Group Alimony. Never Got A Dinner!

I Am Always Joking And Always Clowning, Giving And Helping.