Mona Lisa Looks As If She Has

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.

Exercise Is The Most Awful Illusion. The Secret Is A Lot Of Aspirin And Marrons Glaces.

Extraordinary How Potent Cheap Music Is.

Sunburn Is Very Becoming - But Only When It Is Even - One Must Be Careful Not To Look Like A Mixed Grill.

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