Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!

I Think People Have A Strong Desire To Push Me And Others Into Some Sort Of Political Box That They Can Wrap Their Minds Around.

If You Are Tuning In Just For The Show, You're Going To Be Sorely Disappointed.

When You Have Kids, You Instantly Feel That You Do Not Want To Do Them Wrong. Those Dads That Go Off To Florida And Start A New Life, I Couldn’t Imagine That: Seeing My Kid Once Every Christmas, Every Three Years. If I’m Gone For Six Days It Feels Like Too Much.

No, I Had Not Read Any Other Comedian's Book. Not That I Don't Enjoy Other Comedians; I'm Just Not A Reader.

If Joy Behar Or Sherri Shepherd Was A Dude, They'd Be Off Tv. They're Not Funny Enough For Dudes. What If Roseanne Barr Was A Dude? Think We'd Know Who She Was?