Mick Jagger Is About As Sexy As

I Don't Mean I'd Mind Being Rich And Famous. That's Very Much On My Schedule And Someday I'll Try To Get Around To It.

The Most Dangerous Thing In The World Is To Make A Friend Of An Englishman, Because He'll Come Sleep In Your Closet Rather Than Spend 10 Shillings On A Hotel.

Well, I'm About As Tall As A Shotgun, And Just As Noisy.

The Good Thing About Masturbation Is That You Don't Have To Get Dressed Up For It.

Home Is Where You Feel At Home. I'm Still Looking.