Men Are Pigs. Too Bad We Own

I Have Way Too Many Commitments. I Get Pulled In Too Many Directions And I Never Seem To Be Able To Satisfy Anybody. People Get Turned On By Knowing A Celebrity, Even My Friends And Family. They Feel That There's Something Exciting About Me, But In Reality There's No Substance To It. People In Airports Just Hold On To Me Expecting Something And It Seems That I Always Come Up Empty. It's Frustrating Because I'm Trying To Please Everybody, And Ya Just Can't Do That ... At Least I Can't.

Jill : What Causes Sibling Rivalry? Tim : Having More Than One Kid!

I'm Actually More Of A Cat Guy Than A Dog Person Because I Travel So Much. I Love Cats.

Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End. Never Use The Words 'large' Or 'size' With 'rear End'. Never. Avoid The Area Altogether. Trust Me.

Anytime You Work With Animals, You Begin To See More Humanity In Them.