Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men.

How Much Of The National News That You Report To The Public Each Night Consists Of Information You've Actually Gone Out And Dug Up On Your Own?

Happiness Is Being Stuck In An Elevator And Discovering The Ravishing Blonde With You Is A Liquor Salesman With A Case Of Samples.

I See A Lot Of New Faces. Especially On The Old Faces.

For Days After Death Hair And Fingernails Continue To Grow, But Phone Calls Taper Off.

Having Money Gives Me The Freedom To Worry About The Things That Really Matter.