Mark Twain Is A Universe, And He

Without Deadlines And Restrictions I Just Tend To Become Preoccupied With Other Things.

Warner Bros Offered Me The Next Batman, And The Only Reason That I Didn't Do It Was Because Of The Saint.

Acting Is Not A Science. Anybody Who Believes That Their Success Exists In Relation To Their Goals Is Deluding Themselves; Unless You Think Of A Career In Terms Of Financial Goals. I Have Nothing Against Tom Cruise, But He Must Have A Large Capacity To Deal With The Business Side Of Movies.

I Don't Think Of My Life As A Cliche, But I'm A Cliche Eccentric. Complete With A Strange Name - I Mean, Who's Named Val? How Many Vals Do You Know? I Mean, Really?

The Only Time It`s Ever Like Work Is When You Don`t Like What You`ve Done. I`m Very Lucky In That I Haven`t Cultivated Fame. Which, From What I`ve Seen Of My Contemporaries, Takes An Enormous Amount Of Time. I Have A Lot Of Respect For People That Do It And They`re Successful At It ... Especially People That Aren`t Such Talented Actors.