Many A Family Tree Needs Trimming

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"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "

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The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.