Manners Are Like Primary Colors, There Are

The Joy Of Joys Is The Person Of Light But Unmalicious Humor. If You Know Any One Who Is Gay, Beguiling And Amusing, You Will, If You Are Wise, Do Everything You Can To Make Him Prefer Your House And Your Table To Any Other; For Where He Is, The Successful Party Is Also.

Etiquette Requires The Presumption Of Good Until The Contrary Is Proved.

Never Think, Because You Cannot Write A Letter Easily, That It Is Better Not To Write At All. The Most Awkward Note Imaginable Is Better Than None.

The Only Occasion When The Traditions Of Courtesy Permit A Hostess To Help Herself Before A Woman Guest Is When She Has Reason To Believe The Food Is Poisoned.

The Most Vulgar Slang Is Scarcely Worse Than The Attempted Elegance Which Those Unused To Good Society Imagine To Be The Evidence Of Cultivation.