Man Will Never Be Enslaved By Machinery

Dumb Dog. I Bought A Dog Whistle. He Won't Use It.

Among Human Beings, A Cat Is Merely A Cat; Among Cats, A Cat Is A Prowling Shadow In A Jungle.

A Guy Wanted The Vet To Cut His Dog's Tail Off. The Vet Asked Why. Well, My Mother In Law Is Visiting Next Month And I Want To Eliminate Any Possible Indication That She Is Welcome.

All The Year Round There Is Spring, All Through Life Is Youth; There Is Always Something Which May Flower.

Everyone Has The Best Of Feelings Towards Mankind In General, But Not Towards The Individual Man. We'll Kill Men, But We Want To Save Mankind. And That Isn't Right, Your Reverence. The World Will Be An Evil Place As Long As People Don't Believe In Other People.