Man Shall Not Live By Bread Alone.

I Am Vain. I Think Vanity Is A Good Thing. It's Done More Good Things For Me Than It Has Not.

There's Two Sorts Of Fear: One You Embrace And One You Should Listen To And Turn The Other Way.

Man Who Invented The Hamburger Was Smart; Man Who Invented The Cheeseburger Was A Genius.

Now, You Lose Something In Your Life, Or You Come Into A Conflict, And There's Gonna Come A Time That You're Gonna Know: There Was A Reason For That. And At The End Of Your Life, All The Things You Thought Were Periods, They Turn Out To Be Commas. There Was Never A Full Stop In Any Of It.

If You Want Your Hair To Be Thicker, Cut It When The Moon Is About To Be Full - A Heavy, Full, Waxing Moon. Do Not Cut It When The Moon's Waning.