Man Is A Tool-using Animal.

Naps Are A Way Of Traveling Painlessly Through Time Into The Future.

A Judicious Man Looks At Statistics, Not To "get Knowledge, But To Save Himself From Having Ignorance Foisted 'on Him".

Great Men Are The Commissioned Guides Of Mankind, Who Rule Their Fellows Because They Are Wiser.

Experience Takes Dreadfully High School-wages, But He Teaches Like No Other.

The True Church Of England, At This Moment, Lies In The Editors Of The Newspapers.