Making A Woman Laugh. What Is That

I’d Rather Have The Thieves Than The Neighbors - The Thieves Don't Impose. Thieves Just Want Your Things, Neighbors Want Your Time.

Perhaps I Have A Wider Range Than I'd Given Myself Credit For.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.

When I Was Living In New York And Didn't Have A Penny To My Name, I Would Walk Around The Streets And Occasionally I Would See An Alcove Or Something. And I'd Think, That'll Be Good, That'll Be A Good Spot For Me When I'm Homeless.