Making A Movie Is Like Making An

We Want To Get People Laughing; We Don't Want To Offend Anybody.

American Sex Is Generally Straight. It Happens At 11 O'clock Saturday Night. In The Rural Areas, It Happens At Nine And It Happens Pretty Fast. Got To Get Up The Next Morning, Especially If There're Kids. Can't Make Noise, Either, Wake The Kids.

If Shaw And Einstein Couldn't Beat Death, What Chance Have I Got? Practically None.

You Want To Be As Smart As You Can About Being Stupid.

Organizations Like The Cia And The Fbi Are Still Kind Of Supermen, Kind Of Ss Troops: We're Blond And The Best And Everyone Else Should Be Incinerated. They Don't Know Right From Wrong. That's What Makes A Satire Of These Government Bureaus Really Funny.