Make Yourself Sheep And The Wolves Will

If You Teach A Poor Young Man To Shave Himself, And Keep His Razor In Order, You May Contribute More To The Happiness Of His Life Than In Giving Him A Thousand Guineas. This Sum May Be Soon Spent, The Regret Only Remaining Of Having Foolishly Consumed It; But In The Other Case, He Escapes The Frequent Vexation Of Waiting For Barbers, And Of Their Sometimes Dirty Fingers, Offensive Breaths, And Dull Razors.

Quacks Are The Greatest Liars In The World Except Their Patients.

Virtue Alone Is Sufficient To Make A Man Great, Glorious, And Happy.

Women Are Books, And Men The Readers Be.

Those Who Give Up Their Liberty For More Security Neither Deserve Liberty Nor Security.