Major Major Never Sees Anyone In His

After He Made Up His Mind To Spend The Rest Of The War In The Hospital, Yossarian Wrote Letters To Everyone He Knew Saying That He Was In The Hospital But Never Mentioning Why. One Day He Had A Better Idea. To Everyone He Knew He Wrote That He Was Going On A Very Dangerous Mission. "they Asked For Volunteers. It's Very Dangerous, But Someone Has To Do It. I'll Write You The Instant I Get Back." And He Had Not Written Anyone Since.

When You Consider The Opportunity And Power He Had To Really Do A Job, And Then Look At The Stupid, Ugly Little Mess He Made Of It Instead, His Sheer Incompetence Is Almost Staggering.

There Is No Disappointment So Numbing...as Someone No Better Than You Achieving More.

You're An Intelligent Person Of Great Moral Character Who Has Taken A Very Courageous Stand. I'm An Intelligent Person With No Moral Character At All, So I'm In An Ideal Position To Appreciate It.

Hungry Joe Collected Lists Of Fatal Diseases And Arranged Them In Alphabetical Order So That He Could Put His Finger Without Delay On Any One He Wanted To Worry About.