Love Makes You Do Strange Things.

The Rain Washed Away My Pitcher's Mound... I'm A Pitcher Without A Mound... I'm A Lost Soul... I'm Like A Politician Out Of Office." "or A Sailor Without An Ocean..." "or A Boy Without A Girl.

Big Sisters Are The Crab Grass In The Lawn Of Life.

I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars... You Never Really Know What You're Getting.

Sometimes, When You're Really Depressed, All You Want To Do Is Nothing. All You Want To Do Is Lean Your Head On Your Arm, And Stare Into Space. Sometimes This Can Go On For Hours. If You're Unusually Depressed, You May Have To Change Arms.

The Only Time A Dog Gets Complimented Is When He Doesn't Do Anything.