Love Looks Forward, Hate Looks Back, Anxiety

Neurotics Expect You To Remember All The Things That They Tell You, And Many That They Don't.

Most Of Us Become Parents Long Before We Have Stopped Being Children.

If An Article Is Attractive, Or Useful, Or Inexpensive, They'll Stop Making It Tomorrow; If It's All Three, They Stopped Making It Yesterday.

I Often Pray, Though I'm Not Really Sure Anyone's Listening; And I Phrase It Carefully, Just In Case He's Literary.

There Is Always Some Specific Moment When We Become Aware That Our Youth Is Gone; But, Years After, We Know It Was Much Later.