Love Is Not Enough. It Must Be

A Gentleman Doesn't Pounce He Glides. If A Woman Sits On A Piece Of Furniture Which Permits Your Sitting Beside Her, You Are Free To Regard This As An Invitation, Though Not An Unequivocal One.

I Go Wherever My Fare Is Paid.

Euphemisms Are Unpleasant Truths Wearing Diplomatic Cologne.

The Young Always Have The Same Problem - How To Rebel And Conform At The Same Time. They Have Now Solved This By Defying Their Parents And Copying One Another.

Men Get Laid, But Women Get Screwed.