Love Is Never Going To Go Out

Your Reality Is Yours. Stop Wasting Time Looking At Someone Else's Reality While Doing Nothing About Yours.

I Tell Jokes For A Check; I'm On Tv For A Check.

When People Think You Are Speaking Against Them As A Group, They Try To Shut It Down Out Here.

All I'm Telling You To Do Is To Be Smart About It. Know That If This Man Isn't Looking For A Serious Relationship, You're Not Going To Change His Mind Just Because You Two Are Going On Dates And Being Intimate. You Could Be The Most Perfect Woman On The Lord's Green Earth-you're Capable Of Interesting Conversation, You Cook A Mean Breakfast, You Hand Out Backrubs Like Sandwiches, You're Independent (which Means, To Him, That You're Not Going To Be In His Pockets)-but If He's Not Ready For A Serious Relationship, He Going To Treat You Like Sports Fish.

My Mother Raised Me In The Church. I Was Not Allowed To Stay Home On Sunday; There Was No Option. I Sang In The Choir All The Way Up Until I Went To College.