Love Is More Than A One Way

Before I Put Another Notch In My Lipstick Case, You Better Make Sure You Put Me In My Place.

When I Was A Kid About Joining The Peace Corps. It Said It Was "the Hardest Job You'll Ever Love." This Is What Parenting Is, As Far As I'm Concerned. This Is Parenting. That Is The Friggin' Peace Corps. Because You Don't Love Doing This - This Is The Thing You Love The Most In Your Life, It's The Best Thing You Ever Do.

I Don't Know Who It Is, Probably Some Geek - Said That When A Female Gets To A Certain Age, All Her Sexuality Goes. She's Not A Vital Person Anymore. If You're Somebody's Mother You're Not Vital. This Is Such Crap, Because You're Still A Person. You Still Have All The Things That You Came Into Childbearing With And All That Kind Of Stuff.

If At Any Moment Of The Day I Ever Think I'm Remotely Cool At All, Which Is Hardly Ever, I Have Two Daughters Who Make Sure That Never Happens.

We'll Just Play It Cool, Like Elvis At 19.