Loud, Stupid And Overeating Will Suffice As

My Nieces And My Nephews Think The Only Thing That I Do Is 'ice Age.' That's Fine With Me Because Pretty Soon They'll Grow Up Enough To Realize That I Suck Or That My Time Has Passed, Whichever It Might Be.

Why Hate Someone For The Color Of Their Skin When There Are Much Better Reasons To Hate Them?

I Really, Really Like 'eastbound & Down.' It's One Of The Few Things That Makes Me Laugh.

You Can't Teach Somebody How To Be Funny. You're Either Funny, Or You Ain't.

My Biggest Regret In Life Is That I Didn't Hit John Denver In The Mouth While I Has The Chance.