Look, Peta! If God Hadn't Wanted Us

Marijuana Is A Gateway Drug That Can Lead To Awful Things, Like Phish Getting Back Together.

I'm Livin' High On The Hog, And Let Me Tell You, Hogs Make A Terrible Foundation.

The Interesting Thing About Grief, I Think, Is That It Is Its Own Size. It Is Not The Size Of You. It Is Its Own Size. And Grief Comes To You.

Brb, Ttyl Ok? Wow, I Saved A 'ton' Of Time With Those Acronyms.

Nasa Scientists Have Discovered A New Form Of Life, Unfortunately, It Won't Date Them Either.