Long John Silver's Wife, Short, Who Said

Jack The Ripper's Mother, Who Said To Jack, How Come I Never See You With The Same Girl Twice? Never Got A Dinner!

Eve Said To The Serpent, “you Know I Could Go For A Bite To Eat, But I Don't Know You From Adam.”

Julius Caesar's Wife, Who Said To Julius, We Are Not Naming Our Son Sid! Never Got A Dinner!

Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate New York. Never Got A Dinner!

Making You A Pioneer Only Means One Thing. You Were Around At The Time.