Living Is Having Ups And Downs And

I Find Mormons Adorable. I Love Disneyland And Old Musicals, And, To Me, Mormonism Fits Right In With All Of That.

Jerry Bruckheimer Creates Comedy, He Just Doesn't Realize Because He's A Turd.

I Think People That Have A Brother Or Sister Don't Realize How Lucky They Are. Sure, They Fight A Lot, But To Know That There's Always Somebody There, Somebody That's Family.

We Find Just As Many Things To Rip On The Left As We Do On The Right. People On The Far-left And The Far-right Are The Same Exact Person To Us.

When You're Superhot, You Don't Have The Time To Enjoy Being Superhot, Because You're Working Your Ass Off. By The Time We Will Actually Have Time To Really Go Out And Screw Around, We Won't Be Hot Anymore.