Like Toy Story, The Joke Is All

It's Definitely Not True What They Say About Women Wanting A Guy With A Sense Of Humour. What Women Mean Is That They Want A Guy With A Sense Of Humour Who Is Really Handsome. If A Girl Had A Choice Between Brad Pitt Or Me, She'd Pick Brad Pitt. And I'm A Lot Funnier Than He Is.

It Never Seemed Like That Much Of A Mystery Why Shows I Was Acted In Failed. When You're Doing A Show Called Freaks And Geeks About Young People In High School, And It's On Saturday Nights At 8 And There's No Promotion For It, It's Not Really Hard To Guess Why No One's Watching It. And When You're Doing A College Goofball Comedy That Premières Three Weeks After Sept. 11, It's Not That Hard To Piece Together Why That's Not The Most Important Thing On The Radar.

I Don't Make The Best Movies In The World, But At Times, I Do Feel Like I'm Adding Something To The Cinematic Community.

Steve Wozniak Admittedly Would Never Like Say The Things He Said To Steve Jobs [in The Movie] In The Context That He Said Them.

Those Are The Movies That We [with Evan Goldberg] Always Wanted To Make. Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Kind Of Movies Where Violence And Comedy And Characters Kind Of Work Together Really Well.