Life's Too Short To Be An Asshole,

I Have A Lot Of Beliefs, And I Live By None Of Them - That's Just The Way I Am They Make Me Feel Good About Who I Am.

When A Person Tells You That You Hurt Them, You Don't Get To Decide That You Didn't.

Comedians Work Great As Actors Because They're Good Under Pressure. With A Lot Of Actors, You Have To Make Them Feel Like Everything's Going Really Well To Get A Good Performance Out Of Them. But, If You Have A Comedian On The Set, You Can Tell Them, 'hey, You Really Are Screwing This Up,' And Then They Just Get Better.

Everything That's Difficult You Should Be Able To Laugh About.

I Love Comedians. They're My Community.