Life Is Improvisation.

I Have To Say, I'm Really Not That Attractive. Until I Met My Husband, I Could Not Get A Date.

This Requires A Level Of Delusion/egomania Usually Reserved For Popes And Drag Queens

I Would Not Trade Any Of These Features For Anybody Else’s. I Wouldn’t Trade The Small Thin-lipped Mouth That Makes Me Resemble My Nephew. I Wouldn’t Even Trade The Acne Scar On My Right Cheek, Because That Recurring Zit Spent More Time With Me In College Than Any Boy Ever Did.

Even When I Was At 'snl,' I Didn't Do Impersonations. I Always Wanted To Be The Kind Of Person Who Could Do Them - I Always Thought They Were The Coolest Thing On The Show - But I Didn't Have Any Experience.

I'm Married, You Know. I Love My Husband And I Have A Child.