Life Is A Learning Experience, Only If

When Giving Directions To Joe Garagiola To His New Jersey Home, Which Is Accessible By Two Routes: "when You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It."

In Baseball, You Don't Know Nothing.

It Ain't Like Football. You Can't Make Up No Trick Plays.

Surprise Me! Yogi's Reply When He Was Asked By His Wife, Carmen, Where He Would Like To Be Buried

You Gotta Call A Blacksmith.