Library: A Place Where The Dead Lie.

Football: A Sport That Bears The Same Relation To Education That Bullfighting Does To Agriculture.

Time Is An Eternal Guest That Banquets On Our Ideals And Bodies.

Art Is Nothing; It's A Way.

Falling In Love Is The Beginning Of All Wisdom, All Sympathy, All Compassion, All Art, All Religion; And In It's Larger Sense Is The One Thing In Life Worth Doing.

Mystic: A Person Who Is Puzzled Before The Obvious, But Who Understands The Non-existent.