Lettin' The Cat Outta The Bag Is

That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody Is Always Interrupting It With An Election.

Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'nice Doggie' Until You Can Find A Rock.

The English Should Give Ireland Home Rule - And Reserve The Motion Picture Rights.

We Are Always Yapping About The 'good Old Days' And How We Look Back And Enjoy It, But I Tell You There Is A Lot Of Hooey To It. There Is A Whole Lot Of All Our Past Lives That Wasn't So Hot.

A Lot Of Guys Have Had A Lot Of Fun Joking About Henry Ford Because He Admitted One Time That He Didn't Know History. He Don't Know It, But History Will Know Him. He Has Made More History Than His Critics Ever Read.