Let's Save The Human Race, Let's Finish

I'm Not Loved By Hillary Clinton... And I Don't Love Her Either.

Even Socialist Dictators Have An Interest In Gorgeous Supermodels.

If The Climate Were A Bank, They Would Already Have Saved It.

I Was A Farm Kid From The Plains Of South Venezuela, From A Very Poor Family. I Grew Up In A Palm Tree House With An Earthen Floor.

The United States Is Like Count Dracula Who At Six O'clock In The Morning Has Not Sucked [any Necks].