Laughter Is A Force For Democracy.

What I've Always Wanted To Do Is Be As Funny As Possible.

If You Are Leaping A Ravine, The Moment Of Takeoff Is A Bad Time To Be Considering Alternative Strategies.

The Really Good Idea Is Always Traceable Back Quite A Long Way, Often To A Not Very Good Idea Which Sparked Off Another Idea That Was Only Slightly Better, Which Somebody Else Misunderstood In Such A Way That They Then Said Something Which Was Really Rather Interesting.

British Press Think Entirely In Clichés, And When They Do Come Across Creative Work, They Think That It Must Be Based On Something, Because They Don't Realize That You Can Create Things That Aren't Based On Things.

Wine Is Wonderful Stuff. But So Many People Are Put Off By The Snobbery Of It.