Laugh Now, Cry Later.

Never Accept A Drink From A Urologist.

Most Women Put Off Entertaining Until The Kids Are Grown.

Onion Rings In The Car Cushions Do Not Improve With Time.

Babies Should Enjoy The Freedom To Vocalize Whether It Be In Church, A Public Meeting Place, During A Movie, Or After Hours When The Lights Are Out. They Have Not Yet Learned That Joy And Laughter Have To Last A Lifetime And Must Be Conserved.

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.