Labour Have Been Listening For Too Long

I Think Britain Would Be Alright, If Only We Had A Different Government.

Yes, I've Never Inherited A Penny!

It Was Inevitable The Titanic Was Going To Set Sail, But That Doesn't Mean It Was A Good Idea To Be On It.

I'm Going To Reduce The Size Of The Cabinet, Cut The Number Of Ministers, Reduce The Size Of The House Of Commons, Campaign For A European Parliament With 100 Fewer Members, Halve The Number Of Political Advisers, And Abolish A Huge Swathe Of Labour's Regional Bureaucracies - And Agencies And Their Offices In Brussels.

I Thank The Prime Minister For His Remarks About Me. Debating With Him At The Dispatch Box Has Been Exciting, Fascinating, Fun, An Enormous Challenge And, From My Point Of View, Wholly Unproductive In Every Sense. I Am Told That In My Time At The Dispatch Box I Have Asked The Prime Minister 1,118 Direct Questions, But No One Has Counted The Direct Answers-it May Not Take Long.