Know What I Mean? Eh, Eh, Nudge

Talent Is Always More Interesting - Ambition Is Not Interesting. If You Have Talent, You Have To Find Ways Of Expressing It, But You May Not Be A Success In The World's Terms.

I Think Comedy's Often The Little And The Large, Isn't It?

Life Took Over 4 Billion Years To Evolve Into You, And You've About 70 More Years To Enjoy It. Don't Just Pursue Happiness, Catch It.

When I Was 23 I Started Writing For I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again And Was Paid Three Guineas For Every Minute's Airtime.

John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do Anything For Money. So I Offered Him A Pound To Shut Up, And He Took It.