Know How And How Much To Tip

Success Is Achieved By Developing Our Strengths, Not By Eliminating Our Weaknesses.

A Friend Is Someone Who Stays By Your Side All Through The Troubles He's Caused You.

Scientists And Creationists Are Always At Odds, Of Course.

Know The Names Of Past And Current Artists Who Are Most Famous For Playing Their Instruments.

[when Asked If The Voice Is An Instrument:] Yes, Of Course. Some Are Violins, Some Are Fountain Pens And Some Are Stethoscopes. And Others Are Just Washboards.