King, N. A Male Person Commonly Known

Man, N. An Animal So Lost In Rapturous Contemplation Of What He Thinks He Is As To Overlook What He Indubitably Ought To Be. His Chief Occupation Is Extermination Of Other Animals And His Own Species, Which, However, Multiplies With Such Insistent Rapidity As To Infest The Whole Habitable Earth And Canada.

Finance Is The Art Or Science Of Managing Revenues And Resources For The Best Advantage Of The Manager

Prophecy, N. The Art And Practice Of Selling One's Credibility For Future Delivery.

Philosophy: A Route Of Many Roads Leading From Nowhere To Nothing.

Lecturer, N. One With His Hand In Your Pocket, His Tongue In Your Ear And His Faith In Your Patience.