Keep Your Eyes And Ears Open, If

There Are Some People As Obtuse In Recognizing An Argument As They Are In Appreciating Wit. You Couldn't Drive It Into Their Heads With A Hammer.

Nature Designed Us To Be Of Good Cheer.

Fix Yourself Upon The Wealthy. In A Word, Take This For A Golden Rule Through Life: Never, Never Have A Friend That Is Poorer Than Yourself.

A Conservative Is A Man Who Will Not Look At The New Moon Out Of Respect For That 'ancient Institution' The Old One.

What A Fine-looking Thing Is War! Yet, Dress It As We May, Dress And Feather It, Daub It With Gold, Huzza It, And Sing Swaggering Songs About It,--what Is It, Nine Times Out Of Ten, But Murder In Uniform!