Just To Be Clear, Ray Rice Was

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.

My Relationship With My Daughter Is Gonna Affect Her Relationship With Men For The Rest Of Her Life... Sometimes I'm Walking With My Daughter. I'm Pushing Her In The Stroller, And Sometimes I Just Pick Her Up And Stare At Her, And I Realize, My Only Job In Life Is To Keep Her Off The Pole.

I Ain't Shootin' Nobody. So Call Me A Faggot! When The War's Over, I'll Be The Faggot With Two Legs, Thank You!

I Literally Don't Know What I'm Going To Do Next. That's Successful.

See, The Black Man Gotta Fly To Get To Something The White Man Can Walk To.