Just Erotic. Nothing Kinky. It's The Difference

So Much Paperwork To Read! So Much Paperwork To Push Away! So Much Paperwork To Pretend He Hadn't Received And That Might Have Been Eaten By Gargoyles.

All Holy Piety In Public, And All Peeled Grapes And Self-indulgence In Private.

They Looked At One Another In Incomprehension, Two Minds Driving Opposite Ways Up A Narrow Street And Waiting For The Other Man To Reverse First.

The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword ... If The Sword Is Very Short, And The Pen Is Very Sharp.

Don't Do Anything I Wouldn't Do, If You Ever Find Anything I Wouldn't Do.