Just Because He Was Pretty Didn't Mean

I Am Convinced By The Events Of The Last Few Weeks That Nefarious Forces Of People--unidentified But No Less Real--are Threatening Life As We Know It, And In Fact, May Be Bent On Unraveling The Very Fabric Of Our Existence.

Faith Isn't An Act Of Intelligence, It's An Act Of Imagination.

Sarcasm Will Make Your Tits Fall Off.

Inside, I Was Like: "ha, Suck My Spiky Rubber Strap-on, Vampyre Hunter!

Sweetheart, Wake Up; You've Destroyed The House And I Need You To Suffer For It.