Juno Macguff: I Was Out Handling Things

Nobody Comes To Minnesota To Take Their Clothes Off, At Least As Far As I Know.

One Nice Thing About Being A Woman In Hollywood Is That The Women Tend To Be Very Close-knit. All Of Us Writers And Directors Know Each Other And Cling To Each Other For Safety And Support, And It's Really A Completely Different Vibe Than The Men Experience Out Here, Where They're All Trying To Murder Each Other.

For Me, Stripping Was An Unusual Kind Of Escape. I Had Nothing To Escape But Privilege, But I Claimed Asylum Anyway. At Twenty-four, It Was My Last Chance To Reject Something And Become Nothing. I Wanted To Terrify Myself. Mission Accomplished.

I Have A Huge Repertoire. I Love Karaoke.

The One Thing I Have Found About Hollywood Is It's A Town Full Of People Who Believe In Themselves, Often To A Degree Where They're What You Would Call "delusional."