Junior Colleges Are High Schools With Ashtrays.

I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

People Are Stupid. There's A Lot Of Dumb Stuff That's Successful.

You Don't Cruise The Internet Looking For Your Name And Walk Away With A Good Feeling. So, I Never Do It.

I'm A Sort Of Nuts-and-bolts Guy. I'm Into Turning Wrenches And Swinging A Hammer And Wrenching On Cars.

I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.