Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.

Do You Have Any Greek In You? That Was Just A Tactful Way Of Asking If You're Pregnant. If You're Not, Then Let's Break Up.

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

It Is Illegal To Yell “fire” In A Crowded Theater. If There Is A Fire, Please Yell Something Else Instead, Like “flames!” Or “smoke Maker!” Or “bad Hot!

I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks Me, Hey, Can You Keep A Secret? I Say That's None Of Your Business.